The Victims

Kalavati, a poor woman from land of Shivaji, she is the victim of bad governance and irresponsibility of BABUS. Whose name was much hyped during the election, when our young future prime minister toured that land. Today she was crying in front of government to waive of her debts. Our young future prime minister had promised her everything at the time of election, but I think her dreams will be dreams. Great people have said you know how to live your dreams, and here is best example of how to live your dreams as if you can feel it by yourself. Yeah it’s nonetheless but the Indian government who always works for poor, by filling their pockets with the money for the poor. I would say Indian constitution should change to “Of the Govt, For the Govt and to the Govt”. She has only one chance if the famous K producer a make s TV serial “kahani kalavati ki” and give some royalty to her. Problem is here too as when Indian producer copy something it is always a coincidence.

Now again the crown valley of India is thrilled, this time not by terrorists but by the girls coming out and showing their anger to the government, again they stated that it’s inhuman what happened with 2 girls in a district 50 km’s away. I know that’s not these girls wanted to do, but they were highly misguided by the most radical group which is active in the valley. What happened to the intellectual of this country, when a famous terrorist group attacked fellow Indians, they did take responsibility of attack, but no it was not against humanity as if they had written the humanity books themselves. I do not want to blame girls as they have the pure heart, the only problem they have which doesn’t allow them to understand the cruel human nature even though they try to understand but always overridden by the emotions. Every body talk about the victim but nobody wants to talk about crown pandits. They are not minority as they belong to a specific religion. May be they are not minority because today their children won’t believe they are from the crown valley. When a trust wants to build a facility for travelers, they say it is effort of making the colony of specific religion. This is called secularism. Where minority means vote bank. Religion means a statistical data.

I think Indian govt should publish a cookbook “How to crash a fighter jets”. Yes I am referring to the incident yes it’s not an accident, as we are adapted to such accidents which happened today and happens now & then. You know they protect us from external enemy, but there is no one to protect them from internal enemy. I don’t know why we always face such technical failures when we have so many engineers with vast range of expertise. These failures had taken lives of many in the past. Some looses their son, some looses their husband, some their father and some their only ray of hope. But alas, our government never heard their cry, as they had taken the oath not to hear the cry. Yes I think that’s the oath which they take every 5 years, not to hear any of public grievances.

What can be worse for world champion after exit from the T20, they are fined for slow over rate. It may be BADDUA of the Indian student. They are victim of so called urban violence and now AUSSI prime minister has warned them. They are very sensitive to racism. Once when a spinner gave ma k gali (our greatest batsman said that) they took him to highest panel. Now when they are hurting others, AUSSI police is arresting Indian student only. There should be some connection between AUSSI police and bollywood police. May be these days AUSSI are watching too much hindi movies. They are also arresting the victims.

I am the victim of fights of my room mates. As both of them want me take their side. I have to take side of any one of them; otherwise they will unite against me. This is the small model of international politics.

Jeans and injury

Is IPL causing fatigue for players? Is tournament like IPL is more important than international tournaments like world cup? If he was injured why he was selected for playing squad? Was the news of rift between captain and vice captain is true? Many more question like this you will see in your TV screen for sometimes. The player who hardly played international level tournament will comment about the game pressure and injuries. Some of the KHOJI news channel may also show X-RAY report of vice captain’s shoulder. But why the hell they want to create such hype for it. It is a simple story. Player got injured and now he will not able to play the whole series. So they are sending him back.

Honourable minister wants that Indian student should pay attention to studies only. They should not protest because Indian government is concern about it. The same government cannot save people’s life in their own country I don’t know how they will save somebody SAAT SAMUNDAR PAAR.

4 institutes of Cawnpore has put ban on wearing jeans for girls. They think it will reduce the CHHEDKHANI. If they wear small skirts or backless or any other similar kind of exposing dresses, then it’s good to impose restrictions, Why jeans? They don’t know the benefits of wearing jeans. One needs not to wash their jeans for months. This saves lots of water and time. Why don’t they ask police or politician to protect the girls in this country? I think they tried but neither police nor Politician is doing anything. They don’t have any options. They are trying anything for safety of girls but good will is not always provides the right solution.

To whom it may concern!!!

They say RAJYAPAL sahib may ask for the reason for the removing 5 subject from the right of information. It is great to know he may ask!!! Why the hell he may ask why he doesn’t ask right away. Right of information is treated as one of the great thing done in history of Indian politics. Now the politician who is honourable CM of a big state is trying to defy that. This is the democracy because she is in power.

The former president of gr8 neighbour has accused that RAW is active there. I don’t care how much he is right. It was good know that at least one agency is doing something against them. Other agencies are busy in blaming each others. They should learn something from RAW at least they should able to get accused by Mr. Former President.

In the great time of economy recession, leading S/W Company has given more than 1 crore hike to top executives which conveys a wrong message and creates fear within the organisation. At the same time they will say to their every employee, we are in difficult situations. We need to save every cost bla bla......

The way news channel were showing, I thought that India won the T20 world cup. It was merely a practice match and was in news 1 day after for possible fights between captain and vice captain. This sting operation cost news channels some news they can get by sitting. When the last time Indian captain showed the right attitude we lost in final. Hope this time BADDUA of press wala doesn’t work

Future current and former

India has given 3 names to UN. Don’t feel proud these names are not for any position or awards. These names are of innocent bachhas so that UN will put ban on them. May be putting ban on them stop some bad activity. We are lifting ban from some organizations here and expecting UN to put ban.

One of the future politicians (other think he is politician) has claimed that he will stop the “sasta ghar yojna”. According to him providing cheaper home is regionalism. This knowledge was very helpful to me as it is new theory. The reason behind this theory is that he thinks this plan will only benefit the people from other states. Future politician’s state has no poor people. I think his thinking is right because poor people in his state do suicide. Obviously this plan will help people from other states only.

Current politician are happy as this time speaker is female. Female speaker will be busy in giving compliment for SAREES of the leader of opposition and they can roam easily in the house. I remember once a big leader (speaker that time) said that “if you respect me please go back to your seat”. Nobody listened to him. In the question hour (question hour duration is 1 hour) more than ½ hour he used to say next question please.

In same time former cricket player is finally decided to be a commenter (they say “analyst”). In the box he will be surely enjoying the absence of a coach. He may also wait for his team mates there (aayoge jab tum o sajna....). Whenever somebody will make century or take wicket they will look towards the box. Some to show respect some to pay tribute and some for merely showing we are still here. Some player watching this from their home may feel little happy too.

One antivirus software making company has said two of the bollywood actor’s name search is dangerous for computer. As the news came both the star must have increased their price. I see this news as the encroachment of page3 to other pages. If other page will also contains the same names then news paper will be having only 1 page “Page3 page3 page3”.

I heard today BHAI has shifted his fake currency business from gr8 neighbour to little brother of gr8 neighbour. BHAI has great mind. All country is looking for gr8 neighbour for all choti moti bate, so nobody will suspect little brother.

I have been also accused of not having any work and writing this BAKWAS. I should log out soon so that my roommates having no proof against me. KANUN ko saboot chaiye.........................

The gr8 neighbour

Our gr8 neighbour has said they will not talk to us until the Kashmir issue is solved. It is good to know after putting some imaginary condition they are ready to talk to us (as if we are dying to talk). I have a basic confusion, if Kashmir issue is solved then who the hell wants to talk to them. For all of my life I used to think that we talk only about Kashmir. One great player once offered to solve Kashmir issue by a cricket match. Thank god that nobody listened to him otherwise they wouldn’t have made this statement today.

I can give HAWA to new theory like they don’t want to talk because they think we will ask question about MUMBAI ATTACK (undoubtedly we have asked multiple times, but you know they are again an innocent child like past).

MUMBAI ATTACK!! Who remembers that in India, as a politician, honourable CM gave his resignation and after few months he became honourable cabinet minister (although currently he is not a member of any of the house). Common man lights candles, sent SMSes to news channels, some very brave people took pledge to fight against terrorism through SMS. Now they are busy with their SMS only but this time to vote for some damn realty show which has nothing to do with terrorism or economy or democracy or blah blah. This SMS culture makes you hero just after clicking send button in your mobile. Even you get certificate when your name flashes on TV screen.

Does anybody knows or bothers to know that Lahore court has given verdict that Mr. X is not guilty for Mumbai Attack. The court has said there is not enough evidence. Even after having evidence the prime accused is enjoying his life in India. How somebody can blame gr8 neighbour of injustice?

One aeroplane is missing and my roommate is searching his bike’s key too. After giving thought to both scenarios I have decided that I will search bike’s key.

The buring train

Burning train has a gr8 history in my country. A much hyped flop movie OR reason for some riots somewhere within the country. Even somebody getting killed at Vienna, we burn trains and buses in our own country.

This time we have unique reason. Any guess???? The guess should be very sophisticated because this time we have burnt 3 trains.

Let me tell you. The reason was simple, train said I don’t want to stop at some holy place and people said no “you have to stop”. If you stop then only we can burn your sins. They burnt the sins of the train, now train is “pavitra” like SITA MAATA but the problem is we lost some money, asset and time too (writing and reading this blog).
It was very disappointing that passengers were not lucky enough to burn their sins, may be their karma didn’t allow them to take part in the holy cause. Don’t worry my passengers, soon your sins will be burnt, no matter what will be the reason, history assures you the Trains will be burnt and sometimes you too.

The State which has given railway ministers for the last 14 yrs is busy burning trains. This is called diversity or may be democracy.

I wish this will not happen in my college. As me and my friends several times deny stopping for some lectures.

aussi wassi

"madam ji main kya bolu"
".....hmm .... we have worked hard for elections, lets rest for sometime"
Our PM was sleepless when somebody had been arrested! “ but he is fine when students are being attacked”.
Other side aussie cop are dealing with indians student very sensible (they have the damn reason for it) and pulling students, when they are sitting peacefully. The same cops have no reply for the violent attacker to Indian students. After all we cannot call it racism because they say it is urban violence. I think only DAN BROWN can explain this term to the world, with the all historical secrets like he did in his novels.

I don’t know who is going solve this problem or whether it will be solved or not. The same channel running story on this news, showed some villager burnt the train in their own country. Somebody may come with the new term called "rural violence".

The one who lost the election must be thinking, now it is their problem let them handle. The persons like me who cannot do anything is writing this blog

JAI HO !!!!!!