The gr8 neighbour

Our gr8 neighbour has said they will not talk to us until the Kashmir issue is solved. It is good to know after putting some imaginary condition they are ready to talk to us (as if we are dying to talk). I have a basic confusion, if Kashmir issue is solved then who the hell wants to talk to them. For all of my life I used to think that we talk only about Kashmir. One great player once offered to solve Kashmir issue by a cricket match. Thank god that nobody listened to him otherwise they wouldn’t have made this statement today.

I can give HAWA to new theory like they don’t want to talk because they think we will ask question about MUMBAI ATTACK (undoubtedly we have asked multiple times, but you know they are again an innocent child like past).

MUMBAI ATTACK!! Who remembers that in India, as a politician, honourable CM gave his resignation and after few months he became honourable cabinet minister (although currently he is not a member of any of the house). Common man lights candles, sent SMSes to news channels, some very brave people took pledge to fight against terrorism through SMS. Now they are busy with their SMS only but this time to vote for some damn realty show which has nothing to do with terrorism or economy or democracy or blah blah. This SMS culture makes you hero just after clicking send button in your mobile. Even you get certificate when your name flashes on TV screen.

Does anybody knows or bothers to know that Lahore court has given verdict that Mr. X is not guilty for Mumbai Attack. The court has said there is not enough evidence. Even after having evidence the prime accused is enjoying his life in India. How somebody can blame gr8 neighbour of injustice?

One aeroplane is missing and my roommate is searching his bike’s key too. After giving thought to both scenarios I have decided that I will search bike’s key.