Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Future current and former

India has given 3 names to UN. Don’t feel proud these names are not for any position or awards. These names are of innocent bachhas so that UN will put ban on them. May be putting ban on them stop some bad activity. We are lifting ban from some organizations here and expecting UN to put ban.

One of the future politicians (other think he is politician) has claimed that he will stop the “sasta ghar yojna”. According to him providing cheaper home is regionalism. This knowledge was very helpful to me as it is new theory. The reason behind this theory is that he thinks this plan will only benefit the people from other states. Future politician’s state has no poor people. I think his thinking is right because poor people in his state do suicide. Obviously this plan will help people from other states only.

Current politician are happy as this time speaker is female. Female speaker will be busy in giving compliment for SAREES of the leader of opposition and they can roam easily in the house. I remember once a big leader (speaker that time) said that “if you respect me please go back to your seat”. Nobody listened to him. In the question hour (question hour duration is 1 hour) more than ½ hour he used to say next question please.

In same time former cricket player is finally decided to be a commenter (they say “analyst”). In the box he will be surely enjoying the absence of a coach. He may also wait for his team mates there (aayoge jab tum o sajna....). Whenever somebody will make century or take wicket they will look towards the box. Some to show respect some to pay tribute and some for merely showing we are still here. Some player watching this from their home may feel little happy too.

One antivirus software making company has said two of the bollywood actor’s name search is dangerous for computer. As the news came both the star must have increased their price. I see this news as the encroachment of page3 to other pages. If other page will also contains the same names then news paper will be having only 1 page “Page3 page3 page3”.

I heard today BHAI has shifted his fake currency business from gr8 neighbour to little brother of gr8 neighbour. BHAI has great mind. All country is looking for gr8 neighbour for all choti moti bate, so nobody will suspect little brother.

I have been also accused of not having any work and writing this BAKWAS. I should log out soon so that my roommates having no proof against me. KANUN ko saboot chaiye.........................

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